tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89980081500543392412012-02-14T14:22:17.955Zbecause all is not quite what it seems and sausage rolls are not cheapmoriartyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00443751177491419457noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998008150054339241.post-75639775288453062322007-09-15T11:04:00.000+01:002007-09-15T16:26:21.846+01:00<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aBslaWy03LU/RuuxR7iBTHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/x1Ngskl_eBw/s1600-h/mfg_dreamtime_cat.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5110373123778235506" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_aBslaWy03LU/RuuxR7iBTHI/AAAAAAAAAAM/x1Ngskl_eBw/s320/mfg_dreamtime_cat.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Three days have now passed since the last reliable sighting of Cuddle Cat.<br /><br />The world's most famous "furry accessory" is now at the centre of a possible abduction probe. Constantly in the media spotlight since May 3rd, and ever present clutched to the bosom of career glarer, the Ice Maiden, it now seems likely that we have seen the last of Cuddle Cat for some time.<br /><br />Speculation has been rife, and almost frenzied, in the media this week that the freshly bathed, and DNA cleansed fur ball, was wanted for questioning by the Policia Judiciaria in connection with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. Moriarty asks, have the police now finally taken Cuddle Cat in for questioning? Will Cuddle Cat now be on a witness protection program with a new identity? Or do we need to issue a writ of Habeus Corpus? </div><div></div><div><br />More worryingly for serial fund donaters, could it be that Cuddle Cat is the latest victim of the mysterious Griffin, the alleged "abductor" of Madeleine? Could it be that the Griffin is now stalking the McCann family and has set up a lair in Rothley?<br /><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div>I think we should be told.</div><div></div><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998008150054339241-7563977528845306232?l=moriarty-investigates.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>moriartyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00443751177491419457noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998008150054339241.post-81537997187862076942007-09-14T14:14:00.000+01:002007-09-15T12:33:39.430+01:00<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Legend</span><br />Feel free to add your suggestions/amendments by leaving a comment<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Suspects</span><br />Gerry McCann - The Whining Midget<br />Kate McCann - The Ice Maiden or Skeletor<br />Robert Murat - The Patsy or Paedo The Arguido<br />The “Abductor” - The Griffin (mythical, fictitious character)<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Evidence</span><br />Cuddle Cat - Furry Accessory<br />Kates Diary - The Hitler Diaries<br />Gerrys Laptop - Apple Of Death<br />The Car - Renault McCann<br />Kates Bible - The Wrath Of God<br />Scent Of Death - SOD<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Holiday Friends</span><br />Jane Tanner - The Illusionist<br />Russell O’Brien - Doctor Death<br />Fiona Payne - MILF Friend<br />David Payne - Lucky Geezer<br />Rachel Oldfield - Little Miss "Ludicrous"<br />Matthew Oldfield - The Door Listener<br />The McCanns &amp; Holiday Friends - Tapas 9<br />Kate &amp; Gerry McCann - Teflon 2<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Law</span><br />Inspector Sousa - Clouseau<br />PJ - The Keystone Wops (formerly the Lying Squad)<br />Jose Cunha de Magalhaes e Meneses (the prosecutor) - Bealzebub<br />Cadavar Sniffer Dogs - Scooby Doo &amp; Scrappy Doo<br />Police Sources - Heinz or 57 Varieties<br />Madeleine - Maddie<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Team McCann</span><br />Justine McGuiness - Comical Ali<br />David Hughes - Lard Man<br />Brian Kennedy - Bullet Dodger<br />Find Madeleine Fund - The Booty<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Auntie Phil Section</span><br />Auntie Phil - Mark F (as in one size larger than a Marquee…)<br />Auntie Phil - Tapas 9 Meals<br />Auntie Phil - Eater of Cream Cakes, Doner Kebabs &amp; flame grilled Whoppers<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Media</span><br />Daily Express - The Worlds Greatest Newspaper<br />The Sun - King Of The Tabloids<br />Media Overkill - Maddie Fatigue<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Locations</span><br />Distance Between Tapas Bar &amp; Apartment - The Grassy Knoll<br />The Apartment - The Book Depository<br />Rothley - The Hideout<br />Praia da Luz - Dallas<br />EasyJet - The Getaway<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998008150054339241-8153799718786207694?l=moriarty-investigates.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>moriartyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00443751177491419457noreply@blogger.com0